Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle 
Guards'!
You will love this one; I haven't stop laughing yet.
You will love this one; I haven't stop laughing yet.
For those of you who have never traveled to 
the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence 
openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across 
highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the 
cattle will not step on the 'guards', probably because they fear getting their 
feet caught between the rails. (People in the south also know what cattle 
guards are.
A few months ago, President Obama received 
and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado 
. The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, 
so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards 
immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could 
respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, 
Vice-President Joe Biden intervened with a request that...before any cattle 
guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining to become Arizona 
border guards. "Times are hard", said Joe Biden, "it's only fair to the cattle 
guards and their families
And these two guys are running our country.
And these two guys are running our country.

These 2 sound about as intelligent as our former commie mayor.
ReplyDeleteWhat a dope. Hey Dumbo, better offer those cattle guards a job since times are hard for their families.
ReplyDeleteToo bad O'Brien isn't still around. He probably would be looking to hire some of these cattle guards here in New Britain.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet the President and Vice President know much more than those who ridicule so easily. Try doing their jobs- the fun the public would have at your continual mistakes.
ReplyDeleteMorons! It's made up! Use your CONFUSER.
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