Dictator Dan spoke to business owners in Bristol today.
In a more perfect world, Dictator Dan's speech would have gone something like this:
"As I have already proven through my actions during my short time in office, I will do everything in my power to destroy businesses, to drive businesses out of this state, and to destroy any chance for anyone in the private sector to create jobs, for I see business owners as the devil themselves and they must be punished severely for having one dime more than someone who never worked a day their life. How dare they expect to make a profit running such an evil empire. My vision for Connecticut is one day everyone will either be living free off the government or working for the government. No evil private sector employers, no evil rich people, and since in my dream, only the government matters, just the government--period!"
(Dictator Dan's Communist Dream, coming soon to a nightmare near you)
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Anyone can see we have a total incompetent running our state.
Dictator Dan spoke to business owners in Bristol today.
In a more perfect world, Dictator Dan's speech would have gone something like this:
"As I have already proven through my actions during my short time in office, I will do everything in my power to destroy businesses, to drive businesses out of this state, and to destroy any chance for anyone in the private sector to create jobs, for I see business owners as the devil themselves and they must be punished severely for having one dime more than someone who never worked a day their life. How dare they expect to make a profit running such an evil empire. My vision for Connecticut is one day everyone will either be living free off the government or working for the government. No evil private sector employers, no evil rich people, and since in my dream, only the government matters, just the government--period!"
(Dictator Dan's Communist Dream, coming soon to a nightmare near you)
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