He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
(I just love this part....)
"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !!!
4 comments:
we have enough bull emanating from city hall!
The CWA union wont tell you the real reason they are having issues with negotiations with AT&T. Why don't the CWA tell people about the issue of "Unfair labor practce" so we can decide for ourselves and not have our lives run by the Unions. You drive the price of everything up because of greed and do nothing to help the worker unless it is in your best interest.
Comcast is non-union, so you always have the choice to get these same services from a non-union company and say no to union thuggery!
Did showing the bull his badge help any?
AZ
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