Saturday, December 7, 2013

Cattle Guards

                                         cattle guards photo
 
Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!
You will love this one; I haven't stop laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the 'guards', probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. (People in the south also know what cattle guards are.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden intervened with a request that...before any cattle guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining to become Arizona border guards. "Times are hard", said Joe Biden, "it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families
And these two guys are running our country.

 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

These 2 sound about as intelligent as our former commie mayor.

Anonymous said...

What a dope. Hey Dumbo, better offer those cattle guards a job since times are hard for their families.

Anonymous said...

Too bad O'Brien isn't still around. He probably would be looking to hire some of these cattle guards here in New Britain.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the President and Vice President know much more than those who ridicule so easily. Try doing their jobs- the fun the public would have at your continual mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Morons! It's made up! Use your CONFUSER.

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